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The fun is in the suggestion, and the actual answer to any invitation still depends on mutual interest, communication and a clear yes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear it for date night, queer bars, house parties, food crawls, Pride after dark or the friend-group dinner where somebody will inevitably photograph the shirt before the noodles arrive. It also makes a gloriously inappropriate gift for a partner or friend who genuinely enjoys this level of innuendo. The design succeeds because the two meanings stay visible at once. Maybe you are hungry.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMaybe you are flirting. Maybe you ordered dumplings and decided the rest of the table can mind its business. 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